Out of a choice of three empty seats on the Tube this morning, I managed to plonk myself on the damp seat just two stops before reaching work. I got up from the seat dreading that I might have sat on piss (compliments of some drunk the night before), but thankful that at least I was wearing black trousers to save the embarrassment of having a wet patch on my bum. Soon found out what it was though when I spent the rest of the morning reeking of Red Bull.

(NB: Just for the record if it was piss..I was gonna have to take a sickie and go home..couldn't sit at work smelling of pee you know..yuk!)