Hey, you were ten years old at the time so that's ok. I miss the old Routemster, it was handy being able to jump off the bus when stuck in a traffic jam. more…
I used to love travelling by Routemaster. It was almost an event in itself. And I achieved one of my life-long ambitions at the age of ten when, after years of building up the nerve, reached up and pulled the indescribably appealing bell cord that ran from front to back.
I was the proudest boy in the world as the bus dutifully s more…
But it reminds me of the Norm McDonald gag about homeless dudes with dogs. The dog's, like, 'Hey buddy, what is this? The longest walk in the world? I can do this pretty good myself...'
Yeah... That wasn't a piece of political advice though.
If we could figure out what makes "attraction" work, then it would both simplify and complicated matters simultaneously.
It also wouldn't resolve the matter of people wanting what they can't have. You'd end up with a lot of people trying to be something their not, just to try and get the person that they are attracted to.
At least that would have made it a laugh your nuts off moment instead of a crawl behind the sofa in shame at sharing the planet with this moose one!!! more…
My god did you hear her bollocks though? She really is to acceptance speaches what King Herod was to babysitting. I wanted to plug my ears with expandable foam!!! more…
there's a new smiths compilation coming out soon and their whole back catalogue is being released as well in 2009. its the 25th anniverery or something. The Smith were great just stick a gladiolus flower in your back pocket when dancing though more…
I find that Britney Spears is very instructive: every time she appears on tv, I go in the other room to read a book (mmh, who else said something like that...??) more…
yes yes yes yes I've been on about Diana for weeks ever since to live show started. The no shoes thing was done even better before. She was terribl on Saturday how can anyone make REM and Britney Spears sound so alike Thankyou its not just me. more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "The Strike" 134 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
Hey, you were ten years old at the time so that's ok. I miss the old Routemster, it was handy being able to jump off the bus when stuck in a traffic jam.
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In response to: "The Strike" 134 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
I used to love travelling by Routemaster. It was almost an event in itself. And I achieved one of my life-long ambitions at the age of ten when, after years of building up the nerve, reached up and pulled the indescribably appealing bell cord that ran from front to back.
I was the proudest boy in the world as the bus dutifully s more…
In response to: "Silvio Berlusconi" 204 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
'Hey kids! We're going on holiday! Forever!'
But it reminds me of the Norm McDonald gag about homeless dudes with dogs. The dog's, like, 'Hey buddy, what is this? The longest walk in the world? I can do this pretty good myself...'
Yeah... That wasn't a piece of political advice though.
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In response to: "Crime pays, big time" 218 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
Oh good, now I don't have to believe that MPs are taking the mickey with their expenses on their various properties and er..porn. more…
In response to: "Crime pays, big time" 218 days old
by menhir [Member]
You can't believe everything you read. Put it down to print error. more…
In response to: "Duff Duffy" 241 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
Yeah, she must have been paid a princely sum to do such a crap advert. more…
In response to: "Duff Duffy" 252 days old
by idontknowwhy [Member]
just another celebrity sell out more…
In response to: "What are the chances?" 262 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
90% more than mine!!!!!! more…
In response to: "What are the chances?" 263 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
I guessing R'n'B isn't your favourite music genre, hope the above helps. more…
In response to: "What are the chances?" 263 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
Ok, I'm not a massive fan of these singers myself but this story received alot of press recently;
Rihanna: She had that 'Umbrella' song two years ago, it was at number one for yonks.
Chris Brown: Had a duet with Jordin Sparks(who's she? An american idol winner).
Wow, thats about 90% of my knowledge of R'nB the more…
In response to: "What are the chances?" 263 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
Never heard of them. more…
In response to: "What are the chances?" 263 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
I may be a touch out of the loop here as i tend to listen to proper music but who is Chris Brown? Who is Rihanna?
sorry...... more…
In response to: "BBC v Thatcher" 274 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
True. Also shows the BBC have double standards. more…
In response to: "BBC v Thatcher" 276 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
I'm sure this was done partially because of who she is and for the sake of petty political point scoring.
XoD. more…
In response to: "What is it about Russell Brand?" 287 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
If the photos in this evening's paper are anything to go by, he certainly attracts the 'classy' ladies. more…
In response to: "What is it about Russell Brand?" 287 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
I think you may find its his cheque book. Although I may be cynical!!!! more…
In response to: "What is it about Russell Brand?" 288 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
If we could figure out what makes "attraction" work, then it would both simplify and complicated matters simultaneously.
It also wouldn't resolve the matter of people wanting what they can't have. You'd end up with a lot of people trying to be something their not, just to try and get the person that they are attracted to.
more…
In response to: "What is it about Russell Brand?" 288 days old
by roynelson [Member]
hes a bad boy and some women like that.
hes also in the public eye and ive been told thats a turn on too.
hell be gone soon.
love+light to you+yours more…
In response to: "Golden Globe Awards" 301 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
Maybe she will get a chance to redeem herself at the Oscars. more…
In response to: "Golden Globe Awards" 301 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
At least that would have made it a laugh your nuts off moment instead of a crawl behind the sofa in shame at sharing the planet with this moose one!!!
more…
In response to: "Golden Globe Awards" 301 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
It was cringeworthy. She was hyperventilating and I was thinking 'No Kate, don't go all Paltrow on us and mess up your speech.' more…
In response to: "Golden Globe Awards" 301 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
My god did you hear her bollocks though? She really is to acceptance speaches what King Herod was to babysitting. I wanted to plug my ears with expandable foam!!! more…
In response to: "80s not so bad" 313 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
Will look out for that album, cheers. more…
In response to: "80s not so bad" 316 days old
by Palmblogging [Member]
there's a new smiths compilation coming out soon and their whole back catalogue is being released as well in 2009. its the 25th anniverery or something. The Smith were great just stick a gladiolus flower in your back pocket when dancing though more…
In response to: "X - Factor" 342 days old
by cy-mon [Member]
I find that Britney Spears is very instructive: every time she appears on tv, I go in the other room to read a book (mmh, who else said something like that...??) more…
In response to: "X - Factor" 343 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
I think all the contestants this year are a bit bland. Can't see any of them having the same success as Leona Lewis. more…
In response to: "X - Factor" 343 days old
by Palmblogging [Member]
yes yes yes yes I've been on about Diana for weeks ever since to live show started. The no shoes thing was done even better before. She was terribl on Saturday how can anyone make REM and Britney Spears sound so alike Thankyou its not just me. more…
In response to: "Cordon bleu." 352 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
My knowledge of the language is not as extensive as yours. I tend to ask
Est-ce que vous parlez anglais?
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In response to: "Bus Drivers Not Wanted." 352 days old
by LaRamblings [Member]
Indeed, it's a shame. I wonder if they were used as extras in Shaun of the Dead? more…
In response to: "Cordon bleu." 362 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Paris was great. We had a meal in the tower that overlooks the other tower. The Eiffel one.
And it was great to try out my GCSE French.
'J'mappelle two pints of bitter, barkeep. And keep the ruddy change.'
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