There Was This Duck................. From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (4 minutes old)

A duck walks into a bar, hops on to a stool and asks for a pint of lager. "you're a duck" says the barman. "Yes" replies the duck "A talking duck" says the barman, "Yes I know" says the duck "I'm… more

Paul O'Grady From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (24 minutes old)

Wonder if he's selling a kennel on Ebay.… more

Found This Funny.... From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (1 hour old)

I'm surprised Elastoplast haven't had a racial discrimination case against them. Firstly they don't make black or brown plasters and to take the piss even more, they've made blue ones for smurfs.… more

Observations on The Good Old Days From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (4 hours old)

Of all the things my mother is not entirely good at, living in the 21st century is probably top of the list. Anything technical baffles her. To watch her try and write a text is painful. I have seen a… more

Anyone Else Think Its Quiet Around Here? From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (8 hours old)

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Michael Buble From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (8 hours old)

Anyone think his video looks a bit cheesey. Its just some of his expressions he makes are rather odd.… more

Spelling From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (8 hours old)

Cheesie cheesy or cheesey Which one?… more

Peanut Warning From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (8 hours old)

I don't eat them now due to an IBS problem but noticed on a bag yeterday a "May Contain Nuts" warning. I'd bloody hope so else it would just be a bag of salty air.… more

I'll stop being mean.... From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (9 hours old)

......we're expecting...................................................................................................................................................................................… more

DIRRRRTY JOKE FRIDAY!!!! From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (11 hours old)

Saucier than Sarah Harding in a spitroast. Dodgier than Robert Maxwells cheque book. Its Dirty Joke Friday time!!!! A pirate walks into a pub and the bar man says 'Jesus mate, what happened to you? W… more

Do You Know How You Can Get Designer Specs........ From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (12 hours old)

Can you get designer false teeth? And why don't Specsaver diversify in to the dental field. They could be Smilesaver.… more

China M.O.D. Site Popular With Hackers From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (13 hours old)

BBC Technology China military site draws hackers A website set up by China's Ministry of National Defense attracts 2.3million hack attempts in its first four weeks online. http://news.bbc.co.uk/g… more

Radio Online Stuff From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (13 hours old)

Digital Spy broadcasting New online radio platform unveiled The BBC unveils a new online radio player to feature output from every licensed station in the UK. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/broadcast… more

Quote of the Day From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (13 hours old)

Jessamyn West "A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself." [http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Jes… more

Google OS Stuff From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (13 hours old)

BBC Technology Google previews operating system Internet search giant Google previews its Chrome OS operating system, to be available to users by the end of 2010. http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/… more

Who wants to know? From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (14 hours old)

We found out yesterday what we're having!!!!… more

Observations on My Abrupt Departure From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (1 day old)

There one minute gone the next. A bit like Wayne Rooneys barnet. I apologise profusely but my brother pitched up to give me a hand taking some back to mine and besides beer was calling. So to make up… more

Paul McCartney From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (1 day old)

Am I the only person that thinks he should fuck off and retire from music? Or just the only one daft enough to admit that they think that?… more

World Cup Fitba From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (1 day old)

Up here in Scotland we are all gutted at the handball that put Ireland out of the World Cup. Gutted that we won't see our Celtic cousins there???? No we're gutted that France weren't playing Engerla… more

Pompeys Guide To Cleaning A Bathroom From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (1 day old)

Well since I think I am supremely well qualified in the ways and wherefores of brushing a bog now (I aint big headed or anything but I'm starting to class myself as an expert), I thought I would pass … more

Observations on Cleaning From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (1 day old)

I guess Mala's post on house work yesterday finally shamed me into shifting my arse into gear and getting my flat all nice and sparkley before Kim and Aggie paid an impromptu visit to sniff my khazi o… more

Big scan this afternoon! From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (1 day old)

Fingers crossed the Royal will let us know whether we're having little boys or girls, I know the Ulster Hospital doesn't tell you but from everything I've gathered the Royal does so looking forward to… more

Sick again From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in My Place (1 day old)

I couldn't keep anything down yesterday at all, it was coming out of me every way it could. Don't think there's a part of the bathroom floor I didn't hit when I was throwing up. Hubbie ended up comi… more

My desk... From mrs-h-the-3rd ^Pro in Share a moan. (1 day old)

...regardless of what I do or how hard I work the bloody thing never gets any clearer or tidier. I've given up on trying to find a space on it and have decided that I'm just going to moan about it ins… more

I Posted About W Being Double U and Not Using UU. Last Night I Found This In A Book I'm Reading From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (1 day old)

When the Anglo-Saxons became literate in the sixth century, they took their alphabet from the Romans, but quickly realized that they had three sounds for which the Romans had no letters. These they … more

Space Stuff For The Beeb From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (1 day old)

Shuttle docks with space station Space shuttle Atlantis has successfully docked with the International Space Station, Nasa officials say. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/sci/tech/8367246.stm] … more

OS Maps Online From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (1 day old)

BBC Technology Ordnance Survey maps to go online The government announces plans to make Ordnance Survey mapping data available free of charge online. http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/technology… more

Telly White Space Stuff From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (1 day old)

Digital Spy digitaltv Ofcom investigates TV 'white spaces' Ofcom pledges to investigate potential uses for unoccupied TV radio waves known as "white spaces". http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/digitaltv… more

Quote of the Day From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (1 day old)

Chinese Proverb "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." [http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Chinese_Proverb]… more

The Bad-Tempered Tourist. From Mr-Malark in Mr Malark (1 day old)

I once went out with a lovely Italian girl who, inadvertently, encouraged me to learn the language. I dunno, I think it was just the long, awkward silences... I'd say, you know, we should talk more, a… more